Kristen Stewart on SNL: "I’m so gay, dude."

"Donald, if you didn’t like me then, you’re really probably not going to like me now."

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Host Kristen Stewart during the Monologue on February 4th, 2017 Source: NBCUniversal -- (Photo by: Will Heath/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank)

Kristen Stewart hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend and took the opportunity to gloriously tear down President Trump in her opening monologue.

As a former target of Trump’s erratic tweets, Stewart mocked the now-president’s ridiculous obsession with her.

“I’m a little nervous to be hosting because I know that the president’s probably watching and I don’t think he likes me that much.”
She went on to detail how many times Trump wrote on Twitter about her and ex-boyfriend Robert Pattinson’s relationship.

"I know what you’re thinking right, that’s so crazy the President tweeted about you once. No, no, no, the President tweeted about me 11 times.”
Stewart, who has never publicly referred to herself as gay, then spoke directly to Trump in her speech.

“Donald, if you didn’t like me then you’re really probably not going to like me now because I’m hosting SNL and I’m like…so gay, dude."

The episode also featured a skit where Stewart seduces a suburban housewife in a mock advertisement for Totino pizza rolls. 

K-Stew is being praised for her Trump take-down and for saying she was "so gay", but also because she accidentally dropped an f-bomb on live TV.
In other K-Stew news, the trailer for the film she references in her opening monologue - Personal Shopper - was also released this morning, and it it appears it's far less about shopping and more about... ghosts??? ?   ?

Either way, we're here for it. Check out the trailer below, and you can read our review of the film over at SBS Movies:

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