Dy’an Forest is an 82-year-old singer songwriter who has started searching for dates online.
The bisexual cabaret star has been using Tinder to find a potential match and has even written a song about her experiences on the app.
“I’m all about the boys, about the boys about the boys on Tinder. I also like the girls who are young and limber, I like a schlong that’s hard or a snatch that’s ginger. I’m all about the boys and the girls!”
The saucy octogenarian says she hasn’t given up on having a vibrant sex life, unlike some of her peers.
“My friends who sit home with their old husbands or whatever, and watch television, they don’t want sex anymore. And I think it’s because they’re bored to death!” she tells the New York Post, adding: “It ain’t over ’til the fat lady’s dead.”
Forest says she sometimes goes out in the evenings to a local bar but isn’t that interested in dating her peers.
“The older men my age don’t really interest me. They don’t think a woman is equal,” she says.
Forest is divorced, saying she rushed into marriage after graduating from college.
“I was a stupid virgin when I met him. If I had fooled around before marriage, I would have known not to marry him.”
The performer says she’s she “would love to have sex” and is not going to give up hope finding her perfect match.
“I’m just as vibrant emotionally, intellectually, sexually as I was in my 20s and 30s,” she says.
Keep us posted, Dy'an!
